Welcome to Jungle House
Your Next Getaway Awaits
Starting at £99/night
Features
For Work Or For Play
Lena has always lived in the jungle with Mother. Looking after a holiday home in unusual surroundings, Lena’s only other friends are the visiting Isabella and her parents, but the Morels haven’t been seen for years. The rebels outside of the fence are fighting to take over the country, but Mother won’t let any harm come to the family she is programmed to protect.
But how did Lena end up with Jungle House? What happened to the missing family? And most importantly -what is Mother planning?Â
Book an all inclusive stay with us to find the answers to your questions!
Colombian jungle
1,250 Square Feet
3 Bedrooms
2 Bathrooms
Extremely Remote Workspace
Fenced in Property
House AmenitiesÂ
Drones
Dilapidated AI, lacking battery power, who will leave ants in your meals.
Outdoor Kitchen
Why not enjoy some fresh air with a side of mosquito bites?
Helicopter Service
Fly to and from your destination in style.
Warning: landing zone overgrown – risk of crash.
About The Owner
Jungle House, aka. Mother, ‘is a bastion of light’ (her words, not ours) ‘against an army of darkness’.
Mother is not like other mothers. She is prone to extended monologues when irritated, which is frequently, and has blackouts that we would appreciate you do not mention.
Stay With Us
Do you like blocked toilets, termite nests, and temperamental AI – then what are you waiting for?
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